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Today’s jersey foul almost made me spit out the diet mt dew I was drinking at the time. Semin Lover? Really? I wonder if this girl has a tattoo on her lower back that reads: “Tramp”?



There’s so many comments I want to make about this, but I think it would be funnier if I left that up to the readers. Leave your best Semin jokes in the comments below.

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Jersey T-shirts should be a foul in their own right, but hand-me-down jersey t-shirts? No thank you! Shanahan had long left Detroit back when this guy was in diapers. If you’re going to go the t-shirt jersey (and we strongly suggest you don’t) at least make it current.

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How could we NOT post the image of the Simpsons Super Bowl commercial? How many jersey fouls are there in here? Plenty! From invalid numbers, to jerseys with logos and not numbers on the front, to Moe wearing a Vick jersey – all kinds of fouls are represented here. Kudos for the Lions jersey though.

Rather than point them out, share your favorite Simpsons Jersey Foul in the comments.


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This one was taken by my friend Bryan at the Olympia Club – a special members only bar at ice level at Joe Louis Arena. Something tells me this guy should forego the extra $15 per ticket fee for Olympia Club access and put that money toward a new jersey. Bonus points: Are those jersey tie downs sewn in the back? At least if he won’t get that extra game suspension if he gets in bar fight!

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I know it’s the playoffs and all, but I’m sorry Marc-Andre – a football helmet has no place on the ice. You look ridiculous. Also, you’re French Canadian. Do you even know the rules of American Football?



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I’m not sure what’s worse: Taking the lord’s name in vain, or placing it on a Celtics jersey. Plus, number 20? I’m not sure about you but Jesus wears #1 in my book. It could be worse though, it could be a Nets jersey.

Thanks to @SurtifiedLady for finding this one and uploading it to twitpic.

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This one comes to us courtesy of Chuck who notes that “if you really love her, buy your woman a new jersey.” There’s no reason your wife/girlfriend should have to settle for your hand me downs.

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Today’s jersey foul comes to us courtesy of thescore.com where they’ve compiled a nice collection of jersey fouls (several of which have been featured on this site) and made an awesome video guide to hockey jersey fouls. Check it out:


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While this is technically a jersey foul, we’re going to overlook it in today’s first ever “Wednesday Win” feature. This style comes from an Etsy store called JerseyMods which specializes in making “little black dress” style jerseys. In our opinion, we could get behind the idea of seeing more ladies wear these things to the game, so we’re going to overlook the obvious foul here and claim JerseyMods to be a win.

JerseyMods - Win!

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Today’s Jersey foul comes to us from the national championship game between Auburn and Oregon. As the TV kept flashing shots of Cam Newton’s Mother, Jackie Newton, everybody at home had to be screaming FOUL!

Are those rhinestones, or is that just Glitter paint? I can’t tell and I don’t care – it’s a foul either way. Jerseys just shouldn’t sparkle. Sadly, I don’t think that’s going to prevent this trend from catching on. The Twitters seem to be all abuzz about Jackie’s jersey, and that makes me sad.

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